How To Make A Dick In A Box Present For Christmas


Making a dick in a box is the only way to go this Christmas. It is literally the perfect gift to give anyone that you’re looking to have sex with over the holiday. I’ve been giving my dick to people for years and they literally love it every single year!

YES. I’m a repeat gifter.

It’s the gift that you can continue to give over and over without any complaints at all.

Here are some simple instructions on how to make a dick in a box just in time for Christmas.

But first, if you have no idea what I’m referring to, you didn’t hear it incorrectly. I’m literally referring to me sticking my penis in a wrapped up box and giving it to a lucky girl this Christmas. Most of the time I pull this stunt with some girl that I meet on this Internet site. Trust me, they love it!

Now let’s get down to business. Here’s how you make a dick in a box just in time for the holiday season.

Dick In A Box (Instructions)

Instructions On How To Make A Dick In A Box Gift For Xmas

If you can put together a chair or table from Ikea, then you can definitely do this. Honest to god, it does not get any easier than what I’m about to share with you now.

First, you’ll need to find a nice high-quality box. Once found, cut a hole in that beautiful looking box.

Wrap that box with pretty Christmas wrapping paper and be ready put your dick in the box.

The last step is the most crucial one. You’ll want to make the girl open the box! She’s going to be pleasantly surprised when she finds your junk sitting in the box ready for her to play with.

That’s about as simple as it gets really. I typically send a quirky message to one or two of the girls on my favorite hook up site letting them know I got a big gift for them that will have them jaw-dropping with joy!

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Give it a try and let me know how it goes.

All joking aside, if you’re not trying to do something like this over the holiday, then you’re not living life to the fullest.  I’ve pulled off more difficult stunts in the past and this one is literally the easiest to accomplish. One thing I do want to recommend though is using protection and actually going out of your way to spend some money this holiday season.

It’s really important that you make this girl feel like she’s special even if you’re only having a one night stand or occasional sex with her. Going out of your way to buy a nice steak dinner and champagne for a hot, horny local girl will go a long way.

Other gift ideas you can consider giving local girls are a bottle of vodka, sexy high heels, spa day gift card, Victoria’s Secret lingerie and a nice high-end backpack! Trust me, girls love backpacks!

Hot Girls Wearing Backpacks

Happy Holidays!

Thanksgiving Eve Hook Up Instructions


Look it’s the winter holiday season and no one wants to be lonely. Not a single person out there likes to be alone. I can tell you that the night before Thanksgiving is perhaps one of the best nights to go out and get laid. I’ve had dozens if not hundreds of hook ups on the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving.

Is it luck? NOPE, it’s pure skill.

I’ve gone out of my way to perfect the art of banging during the holiday season. It literally took me years to accomplish this and work up to what I would consider a great Thanksgiving treat on an annual basis. There are specific steps that I take in order to stuff that naughty local turkey and make her gobble on my knob.

The good news is that it really doesn’t require a whole lot of work. However, you will need to put in some time here that’s for sure. Just follow these exact steps and you’ll be hooking up in no time. Here’s what you need to know!

Thanksgiving Eve Sex Tips

Tips For Hooking Up This Thanksgiving Holiday Week

The first thing you need to do is forget everything that you’ve been taught about getting lucky during the holidays. I’ve had way too many trial and error runs at this to even deal with reprogramming someone. Don’t waste your time trying to mix and mingle strategies, just do as I say below.

Connect Early And Often

The very first thing you want to do is sign up for a casual dating site if you’re not already using one. I’ve been using the network to meet girls for years and it’s worked like a charm. I suggest you join that now but don’t do anything after that. Just join and upgrade and I’ll lead you from there.

Pimp Your Profile Out

Let people know that you’re ready to have some fun this Thanksgiving. Add a tagline that shows you’re DTF this Thanksgiving even to your profile line. This omits any beating around the bush that might occur.

Connect Socially

The next thing you’ll want to do is see if you recognize any of the girls in on Snapsext and if so, ask them if they plan on going out the night before Thanksgiving. It’s perhaps the biggest partying day of the year and you cannot miss out on the fun. If you’re willing to connect to the snapsext network and strike up a conversation, you’ll be padding your chances in preparation for running into these people locally.

The Night Of

Once you’ve got a solid idea of where people are going to be hanging out the night of Thanksgiving eve, then I want you to make way and head to that location early. When you are there, be sure to make it a point to log into Snapsext or whatever dating network you’ve chosen to use. This will give you an idea of just how many girls are floating around the bar that are a part of the network.

A safe assumption to make is that if they are hanging around the bar and they’re on the dating site, then they want to smash.

Send Pokes/Winks

Be sure to send pokes and winks discreetly through the app while at the bar. This will help you connect with someone that might be interested in having sex with you. If they don’t respond, then no worries you haven’t lost out on anything at all.

Those that do respond, buy them a drink and somehow get them to leave with you, easy as that!

What Networks To Avoid

Look here’s some sound advice. If you’re trying to use the NSAFinder, MeetMe, or Badoo then you better find another app to use because those do not work well enough on the go, trust me! Is A Huge Scam So Watch Out!


I’m sure you’ve heard this song and dance before but I’m coming out and saying it once again. I’ve come across a dating site that is a total scam. It’s called and it’s perhaps one of the worst scams I’ve seen. I’ll give you a complete rundown of this site, what they do and why you need to avoid it at all costs. Review

WTF Is NSAFinder?

I can almost guarantee that isn’t what you think. You’re probably thinking that this is a no strings attached dating site but it’s far from that. People hear the name and automatically think that it’s a solid site. What they need to understand is that NSAFinder is nothing but a cover-up for another dating site.

If you take a look at the site, you’ll notice that they have a cheesy layout that doesn’t make any sense at all. You come to the site and see in bold gray letters, “Featured Site.”

The first thing that comes to mind is likely why they would feature a site when they claim to be the best NSA Finder site? It’s because this website isn’t really a dating network at all. Instead, the site is a marketing website that tries to push you to join a milf BBW site.

If that wasn’t enough of a problem, they do something that absolutely makes my blood boil. The site incorporates the use of fantasy cuties. The website lays out specific steps to take if you wish to start messaging and connecting with milfs looking for a no strings attached relationship.

Don’t pay any attention to that nonsense!

Why? Because there will be no messaging, no meeting, and no sex without a doubt.

If you take a close look at the sidebar of the homepage, you’ll notice that they have a few posts that they’ve published on various topics related to “no strings attached.” For example, you’ll find one on the meaning of NSA, something about a Tinder finder app, and even a few pages with feature webcam chat options and such. Whatever you do, don’t even bother with any of those sites at all.

Are there are real NSA Finder sites out there that work?

YUP! 100% there are real sites that work. The problem is that this one that I’m reviewing today is one that does not. Now, even though you will not meet anyone on this site to chat with, you shouldn’t give up home and completely disregard this type of site in its entirety.

For example, one thing that you’ll want to do is check out the nsa site I use to send snap videos to girls. I take action and pretty frequently get laid just from doing something as small as sending a message. If you’ve been burned by dating networks more than once, then I can understand your frustration and hesitation. However, what you need to understand is that this site that I’m currently a member of is one that works and is borderline award-winning if you ask me.

Instagram Hook Up Advice To Get Laid


There’s Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, Tagged, Linkedin, Kik and about 50 other social networking platforms out there that people use daily. Some people use these to meet professionals and build careers. Others use them to find someone to marry or build a serious relationship. Then there are the people that just want to smash.

Ahem, that would be me!

There have been times in the past when I had to turn to Instagram in order to connect with people to get laid. Although I do not use this platform today, I feel it’s important to share some of my thoughts on it and give you some advice.

Hear Me Out:

If you’re trying to meet and bang on Instagram, it’s definitely possible. However, it’s not probable.

That’s the main thing I want you to pull from this.

Now that I’ve covered that I’m going to share everything I know about Instagram and how I’ve been able to hook up with girls in the past using it.

Instagram Dating Advice and Rules

Simple Instagram Dating Advice (Casual Daters Only)

Here are some of the main things that have helped me meet people and connect for sex on Instagram.

Focus On Interests

You’ll want to focus on the interest aspects of things for the most part. If you can connect with someone on Instgram that shares the same interests and values then you’re that much better off. I personally love working out so I focus on fitness girls or yoga lovers.

Location Matters

Another thing you want to take into consideration is her location. I cannot stress how crucial location is as anyone further than 35 minutes isn’t worth connecting with to bang.

They’re likely not going to go out of there way just to hook up with you. That said, only connect with people nearby.

Like and Follow Them

You need to take the initiative and start liking their photos and videos if you want to get anywhere.

They will throw the ban hammer at you in a matter of minutes if you decide to just send them a message saying that you want to bang. It’s a terrible approach so don’t even try it.

Instead, like them, follow them, comment on their photos and engage to the fullest extent possible.

Send A DM

You’ll want to send a direct message to them letting them know that you like something about them.

Shoot over a nice compliment and drum up a conversation that speaks in a tone that they appreciate. Whatever you do, don’t be to forceful because that’s not going to get you anywhere at all.

Ask To Meet Up

Eventually, you will want to connect with them and ask if they want to meet up with you.

Let them know that you live nearby and you’d love to buy them a drink or two. suggest a meetup spot in a local hotel that’s super nice and upscale. Sure, it’ll cost you money but it’s well worth it.

Once you’ve met up with that person, then it’s all the smooth talk from there on out!

That my friend is how you successfully secure an Instagram date. Now, keep in mind that I’m not one to use IG any longer. Instead, I choose to use a platform that caters to hooking up with no strings attached instead.

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Apps Like Tinder You Might Consider Checking Out


If you’re using dating apps, then chances are you’ve wanted to try the infamous Tinder app. Most people don’t realize it but there are lots of apps like Tinder out there that work like a charm. Many of them were born after the creation of what was once known as “Go Tinder.” There is no denying that Tinder was the first app to incorporate the swipe functionality into their platform technology. There have since been a number of dating startups that have blossomed into hookup apps that can get you laid. If you’re thinking about tapping into Tinder, perhaps you should think about using some of these instead!

Apps Like Tinder

Best Apps Like Tinder (That I’ve Used Before)

Here is a rundown of all the apps that I know out there which are very similar to Tinder. Check them out and try one or two if you’re up for it!


I personally only use the app these days because it works better than all of them. No lie, I’ve been able to hook up with more women than I ever thought would be possible since joining and downloading this app. Having said that, if you’re keen on connecting with horny women and swiping to sext and smash, then this is the app for you.


The Zoosk app is pretty good too if you’re looking for a free dating option. There are about 4 million people visiting this site every month, so there is a pretty good chance that you’ll meet one or two people using this app. Most users are single and they’re open to meeting and flirting.


AdultFriendFinder is one of the best adult dating sites out there just behind the Snapsext network. The reason I say this is due to the fact that they have so many members using the site. No lie, there are legit 70 million members that are a part of this network. Now, that makes it abundant but if they aren’t active then it can be misleading. The app allows you to swipe, chat, hookup, and more.


I’m a fan of the Instabang app only because it’s owned and operated by the same guys that run Snapsext. Instabang is a picture-centric swiping app that helps you connect with local dating members looking to bang and that’s it. If you’re up for that type of action, then I suggest giving it a shot.


The Down App was once branded as the Bang With Friends app but has since switched due to branding legal issues. This app helps connect you with others that are DTF aka down to fuck. It’s effective and does work but it’s not a top ten app by any means.


Pure is sketchy but it’s got Tinder qualities to it that help makes it easy to hook up with people. It’s literally just an app that connects you with someone for sex. There’s no calling, video chatting or messaging. It’s sex or nothing, with a Tinder quality to it.

Apps To Avoid

Now that I’ve given you a taste of some apps that might actually get you laid. You now need to know the ones that you must ultimately avoid at all costs! I’ve provided a quick and dirty list below if you’re curious. Here’s everything you need to know about the horrible Tinder app wannabe networks.

Badoo – This one is huge in terms of the number of members but it flat out doesn’t work at all. I’ve tried like hell to hook up on and it just did not end up working out for me in the end.

MeetMe – The Meetme app was a huge waste of time and money. It crashed more than ever and once again, I did not end up hooking up with anyone at all. Read my review of it here.

Match – This mainstream dating app would be promising if I was looking to settle down, but that’s simply not my motive. Can you swipe and meet people? Sure, but chances are they will not be willing to fuck you if you do. (Match app review)

That’s the scoop for you! Keep coming back for more dating tips and tricks. I update the site regularly and will do so as much as I can so be sure to come back for more!

What Is The NSA Definition?


For some that have never used the Internet to meet people to date, they have no idea about certain things that exist out there. We have our own slang and terminology that gets used by millions of Americans daily. One of those things is the NSA definition aka the nsa encounter meaning. It’s one of those things that people in the casual sex dating world are well aware of.

There are other dating acronyms that I don’t cover which I really should here but I’ll do my best to explain this one right now. It’s the most confusing of all the acronyms out there associated with dating online. For those curious, the term “NSA” means “no strings attached.” It’s a term that people use when they are looking to connect with someone without any commitment at all. NSA slang is quite prevalent in apps and on dating sites today.

People that are looking for no strings attached sex partners are basically looking for someone that is willing and able to have sex one time only. They don’t want to be contacted after the sexual encounter has occurred and they don’t want to have anything to do with the person once they left the room. It’s literally as simple as that.

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Where Can You Find NSA Opportunities?

If you’re looking to find people that want to have a no strings attached relationship with you, then you’ve got a few options. There are certain sites which you’ll most definitely want to avoid entirely.

For example, registering on and isn’t going to be the best way to find an NSA candidate. It’s the wrong type of network for that type of thing. However, people don’t listen and they try anyway, going against everything that I’ve got to share with you.

Now, if you’re still having trouble trying to understand what this relationship is all about, then I encourage you to watch the movie that Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher starred in. The film was called No Strings Attached and it explains what goes down with this type of thing.

There are a few things that you need to remember when meeting someone online for an NSA relationship. Don’t be overly obsessed with what they do when you’re not around. Also, don’t contact this person unless it’s to have sex and nothing more. Be sure to use a rubber to protect yourself from STDs.

What Sites Work Best?

Now that you know that NSA definition, I’m sure you want to have one or two of these relationships. Am I correct?

Of course, so without wasting further time, here are the sites that I recommend should you wish to have a no strings attached sexual relationship with someone.

1. Snapsext – There is literally no other site that’s better for this type of sexual encounter other than this site. You can be like me and just keep the app open on your mobile phone at all times, that way no opportunity is missed. My advice to you would be to create a profile asap and get connecting with millions of people today, not tomorrow!

2. Instabang – Another site that I can recommend is known as Instabang. After using this NSA network, I can tell you that there are millions of users with the same burning desires as you. They meet my needs, which are higher than you’ll ever imagine. I know they will meet your needs as well.

Conclusion – Take Action!

What did you learn today? You learned that Internet dating contains lots of acronyms that you need to know if you want to get laid more than most. If you’re looking to hookup with someone locally, then I suggest you take action based on the information provided above! Good luck!

Here’s the movie trailer from the film mentioned above.

The Proper Way To Snap And DM Girls


Look, you probably want to act like a real cool guy and tell me that you don’t need any advice from a guy like me. Well, I’m telling you that when it comes to sending snaps and DMs to local babes, I’m a pro. This is an art and it’s something that you can learn with practice and effort. Assuming you are like most of the guys out there, you just send snaps of your junk expecting some girl to want to jump on the D. Well, as shocking as it may sound, that isn’t the way to do it.

I’ve honestly mastered the art of snapping and sending direct messages to girls. If you don’t believe me then fine, but you’re missing out by not taking my advice. Here’s what you need to know in order to successfully snap girls and DM them to bang.

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Snap and DM Tips That You Need To Know

There are some very important things that you need to know when it comes to sliding into DMs and sending snaps to girls. I’ve covered all the bases below so that you know what to do and how to handle things in order to be successful.

The first thing you need to know is that it doesn’t pay off to be too aggressive. Girls hate guys that are too forward and aggressive. It makes it too easy and they want some sort of challenge when it comes to connecting physically with a guy. If you’re going to send a snap or two to a girl, then make them relaxed and nothing more or less. Keep things natural and have a purpose behind them.

I can tell you that sending funny snaps has helped me slide into local girls more than any other tactic. Now, don’t go acting like a complete idiot but do something that’s going to make them laugh. That type of snap is enough to lure them in and spark their interest. From there, you can follow that up with a more serious snap asking them general questions but nothing too personal.

I must admit that complimenting girls works like a charm as well. Having spent close to 600 hours on my mobile Snapsext account, I know a thing or two about sending girls compliments. The best thing to do is point out the less obvious things that most other guys tend to miss. For example, if a girl has huge boobs, don’t comment on them. Instead, tell her how pretty she looks with those earrings or shoes on. That’ll get her juices flowing for sure.

Now, as far as sending DMs is concerned, you never want to start with a dick pic or requesting a nude pic from the girl. That’s enough to completely kill the mood entirely. That type of stuff only goes on Kik sex chats and those are a huge waste of time. Instead, you’re better off starting a conversation asking the girls how much they enjoy snapping with people and asking if they ever meet in person. I always get that out of the way because there are some girls that don’t meet up with guys and that’s fine, but I want to hookup in person.

Another thing you should never do is never share your personal financial information. If someone asks for that, then they need to be reported. It’s never happened to me but I’ve heard stories from others using other social dating sites, so be careful.

That’s about all that you need to know if you want to meet and bang some hot Snapsext members after a couple snaps and DMs. If you’re not a member, then it’s best that you start now!

How To Have A Fling With Your Boss At Work


So many people out there have on their bucket list to hook up with their boss. Either that or they want to have some sort of work play hookup or bootycall of some sort. It’s actually quite common for this type of thing to happen in the workplace. I’ve had my fair share of work sex before and most of them have been with girls that are just horny and looking for some side piece. There’s a method to this madness and you’ll need to better understand things if you want to get in on it.

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Tips For Having A Fling At Work

Whether you want to hook up with your boss or a co-worker, I can help make that happen. These tips most definitely will help you connect in a more intimate manner with people at work. Trust me, I’ve done it on numerous occasions and you can do it too.

Mention Dating

The one thing you need to do is mention dating to them. Don’t be afraid to talk about dating sites and hint around to them that you’re using one. If you’re not using a casual hookup site, then I suggest you start using this one above all others. It’s bound to help improve your sex life outside of work so why not. Be sure to ask them if they have used any dating sites that are for just hooking up. They’ll get the idea that you’re in it to just bang. It’s a power move for sure and works.

Bring Up Celeb Affairs and Hook Ups

If there are any celeb flings or sex scandals that come about while you’re working then make a point to bring them up. You want to let them know that you don’t think anything is wrong with hooking up with random people. If they think it’s disgusting then they may not be down for random hookups. At which point, you’ll need to find someone else to bang. If they buy into it and they agree it’s no biggie, then you’ve scored!

Talk About Going Out

In a round about way, you want to ask if they’re into going out. This will give you an idea as to what they like to do when they aren’t working in the office. If they already talk about going out, then bring up a happy hour or an event that you can both go to. This will help them loosen up a bit.

Flirt Lightly

Flirting is key if you want to fuck a co-worker or your boss. This lets them know just how interested you really are and it’s a must if you really want to hook up with them. I typically suggest some dancing, light touching or some joking. You need to make them laugh if you want to smash, simple as that. Flirting has always been the deciding factor of whether or not someone wants to make a move so be sure to flirt with people. Once I’ve got past the flirting stage, then it’s just a matter of getting enough drinks in them and us heading to a hotel room or my place.

That’s all that you need to know if you want to bang someone at your office. Trust me when I say that this is 100% achievable for almost anyone that puts forth the effort to do so.

Whatever you do, definitely do not use this dating site called Badoo or you’ll be throwing money down the toilet, no lie. It simply doesn’t work for this type of thing.

Simple Ways Ugly Guys Can Still Get Lucky


If you have ugly friends or you yourself are ugly, fear not you can still get laid. We must face the facts that not every man can be an Adonis or a Superman look-alike. Some guys have all the luck in terms of physical characteristics. I’m talking an attractive looking face and physique, but most of us are not that blessed. In fact, we’ve almost all been dealt a bad card or two and that’s just the way things are. In that scenario, we have to turn to other attributes of ourselves to showcase in order to be attractive to women.

Think about it. There are tons of pretty boys out there that have very little to offer a woman other than a pretty face. This most definitely does give less attractive guys an advantage. I’m going to share some of the “other attributes” that many don’t think of when it comes time to pick up a lady.

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Ways Ugly Guys Can Still Attract Hot Local Women

Here are a few simple ways that you can be a more attractive “ladies man,” even if you’re not a supermodel or ken doll look-alike. But before I get into all that I want to share an online dating fact, almost any guy can get lucky with the right amount of effort.

Confidence. You best have it and show it off. The first thing you need to do is stop considering yourself to be ugly. It will show in the way you carry yourself. Confidence is the single most important thing for you to have if you’re not conventionally handsome.

Aloofness. You are a confident “ladies man.” You don’t let anything get to you. Sure, you most definitely want her, but you don’t need her. You are cool, calm, and collective no matter what comes your way. That’s the exact way to be if you want to pick up girls in your local area looking to smash.

Goals and passions. No one wants to hang with someone that doesn’t have goals. In fact, nothing is more attractive than a man who has goals and has a passion for something. Just ask any local girl. If you have a skill, develop it. Dream big and do the work to achieve your goals and you’ll add to your allure while contributing to your future.

A nice physique. Weight does not look good on a man who is not conventionally handsome. You can’t control what you look like, but you can control how nice your body is. Make your body as desirable as possible and it will give you a clear advantage.

A sense of style. It’s okay if you don’t have one built in. If you are clueless about fashion, emulate your favorite star or google some men’s fashions that look like they would suit you. Clothe your nice body with the best.

Don’t hide your political views, but don’t flaunt them. The time to share your political views with a woman is when you want a relationship. That’s when things like this are important. If you’re trying to hook up, keep your politics to yourself or you will be eliminating half your prospects.

Get her buzzed (but not drunk). Alcohol or a joint will loosen up anyone and help them drop their inhibitions. Just be sure her buzz doesn’t turn into drunkenness. The last thing you want to do is take advantage of drunk women. It’s not cool and behavior like that gets around.

Flaunt a big dick. If you’re above average in the “Johnson” department than kudos to you my friend! You best use that to your personal advantage. A larger than average penis will definitely help with your allure. This is one thing that you must have already. It’s not something you can develop. If you have it, use it to your advantage. You don’t have to wear tight jeans, but a dick print doesn’t hurt now and then.

Learn to cut a rug. This will make you instantly more attractive in the club. I dance pretty well and even do some basic classic dance moves. It’ll help you get women as it continues to do so for me still to this day.

Be up for anything. Be spontaneous and ready for an adventure and adventure will find you. In fact, I’ve had some of the best times of my life with women that I didn’t have a care in the world for. We threw caution to the wind and just went for it. That made things that much better!

Trust me when I say that this can and will make your dating life that much better. If you are an ugly dude that never gets laid, just follow what I’ve said and do what you’re told. You better be using this website or another site if you’re planning on putting forth some serious effort and you’re interested in real results.