I’m A Dating Coach (I Guess)


You know, I’ve never actually called myself this until today but I’m going to go ahead and assuming the leading roll as a dating coach and I’m going to share the reasons why I feel I’m actually a dating coach and worthy of the title. No, it’s not because I’m an egotistical douchebag. It’s because I help you get laid on the regular.

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Why I’m A Dating Coach “So To Speak”

Here are a few reasons why most people consider me to be a dating coach in some shape or form.

I Give Dating Advice
The most obvious reason why you can consider me a dating coach is because I give great advice on how to hook up with someone. Great dating advice is hard to come by, especially if you’re trying to get basic ┬ácasual dating advice that’s actually worth taking. I deliver like none other. For example, I share the most valuable date hookup┬átips that you’ll ever hear.

I Tell It Like It Is
Most coaches that are great don’t beat around the bush. They tell it like it is and I do the same. I’m not here to make you feel good. I’m not here to hold your hand and tell you everything is going to be okay. Instead, I’m only concerned about helping you find someone to fuck, finish the job, win the game, score a touchdown! You get my point I think.

I Respond To Readers
I hear from readers and when I do I respond to them. 99% of the time I respond to my readers when they contact me with something that they need help with. If someone is reaching out asking for advice on a particular topic and you respond to them well, then you should consider yourself a mentor or a coach of theirs.

I Have Haters
Haters gonna hate and when they do, I get happy! I have haters that email me stating how they don’t believe me or that they disagree with certain things that I say. Quite frankly, I don’t give a flying fuck and that’s what great coaches have. They have people that hate them because they’re good at what they do.

I Get Laid (A Ton)
Last but not least, another reason I should be considered a dating coach is that I practice what I preach and I get laid all the time. I’m not some shitty tenured professor that spends all their time discussing theory that has no idea of how things really work in practice. Instead, I spend time getting laid and perfecting my tactics.

If you still don’t think that I’m a dating coach then you probably shouldn’t be on my site. I guarantee I fucked more girls than you though if you are one of those bullshit haters!