The Half Night Stand Is The New One Night Stand

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Remember when we you used to hang around with friends and talk about your one night stands? So do I! Turns out that having a one night stand is so last year! The new thing that’s in now is the half night stand.

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The Half Night Stand Has Replaced The One Night Stand

Forget everything you know about one night stands and why they were looked as being so unacceptable or crazy. Society today literally has no time for that. The one night stand is no longer in the cards for most people. College students are busy with school and partying with their friends. Working men and women are busy in meetings or are spending time in the office for hours on end. No one has time to spend the night anymore.

The half night stand seems to be taking off more than ever in the UK. According to Diana Appleyard, “Sex is disposable — you do it, go home and laugh with mates about it on Facebook.” The days of people wanting to go for coffee and hang all day after the act of hooking up is over.

I hate to break the news to you but no one wants to spend time with you. They just want to maybe have a few drinks with you, have sex with you and go home 5 minutes later. Simple as that. It really doesn’t get any easier than that. This is what is known as the half night stand. It’s pretty much the most acceptable way to get laid today. Do yourself a favor and make it a point to do this as many times as you can.

I do it and I get laid more than I can count! If you’re in college  you should try to find someone to have a half night stand with using a hook up dating website. I typically ask the girls if they want to have a couple drinks and hang out for a couple of hours. I keep it at only a couple of hours or few hours. It makes it much easier to setup the half night stand.

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