Thanksgiving Eve Hook Up Instructions


Look it’s the winter holiday season and no one wants to be lonely. Not a single person out there likes to be alone. I can tell you that the night before Thanksgiving is perhaps one of the best nights to go out and get laid. I’ve had dozens if not hundreds of hook ups on the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving.

Is it luck? NOPE, it’s pure skill.

I’ve gone out of my way to perfect the art of banging during the holiday season. It literally took me years to accomplish this and work up to what I would consider a great Thanksgiving treat on an annual basis. There are specific steps that I take in order to stuff that naughty local turkey and make her gobble on my knob.

The good news is that it really doesn’t require a whole lot of work. However, you will need to put in some time here that’s for sure. Just follow these exact steps and you’ll be hooking up in no time. Here’s what you need to know!

Thanksgiving Eve Sex Tips

Tips For Hooking Up This Thanksgiving Holiday Week

The first thing you need to do is forget everything that you’ve been taught about getting lucky during the holidays. I’ve had way too many trial and error runs at this to even deal with reprogramming someone. Don’t waste your time trying to mix and mingle strategies, just do as I say below.

Connect Early And Often

The very first thing you want to do is sign up for a casual dating site if you’re not already using one. I’ve been using the network to meet girls for years and it’s worked like a charm. I suggest you join that now but don’t do anything after that. Just join and upgrade and I’ll lead you from there.

Pimp Your Profile Out

Let people know that you’re ready to have some fun this Thanksgiving. Add a tagline that shows you’re DTF this Thanksgiving even to your profile line. This omits any beating around the bush that might occur.

Connect Socially

The next thing you’ll want to do is see if you recognize any of the girls in on Snapsext and if so, ask them if they plan on going out the night before Thanksgiving. It’s perhaps the biggest partying day of the year and you cannot miss out on the fun. If you’re willing to connect to the snapsext network and strike up a conversation, you’ll be padding your chances in preparation for running into these people locally.

The Night Of

Once you’ve got a solid idea of where people are going to be hanging out the night of Thanksgiving eve, then I want you to make way and head to that location early. When you are there, be sure to make it a point to log into Snapsext or whatever dating network you’ve chosen to use. This will give you an idea of just how many girls are floating around the bar that are a part of the network.

A safe assumption to make is that if they are hanging around the bar and they’re on the dating site, then they want to smash.

Send Pokes/Winks

Be sure to send pokes and winks discreetly through the app while at the bar. This will help you connect with someone that might be interested in having sex with you. If they don’t respond, then no worries you haven’t lost out on anything at all.

Those that do respond, buy them a drink and somehow get them to leave with you, easy as that!

What Networks To Avoid

Look here’s some sound advice. If you’re trying to use the NSAFinder, MeetMe, or Badoo then you better find another app to use because those do not work well enough on the go, trust me!

Online Dating When Home For The Holiday


If you’re planning on going home for the holidays. There’s something that you need to know about online dating. When you’re home for the holidays, it can be a bit different at times and there’s a few things you’ll want to know. Trust me, you can have one heck of a successful dating experience while you’re home for the holidays but you need to take the right approach. Here are a few things to remember when hooking up at home for the holiday!

dating home for the holiday

Online Dating While Home During The Holiday Season

A few things that you need to know before you attempt to meet someone during the holidays while home from college. This holiday, you may get lucky and have a blast or you may not get any action at all. I’m going to try to make sure you score, but regardless, you need to check the list out below.

People Back Home Want Sex Too.

You’re horny and want to fuck while at college right? Of course, you do and so don’t most of the other people home from school. They’re looking for sex and want it just as badly as you do. So don’t think you’re the only one. There are plenty out there. You just need to convince someone to have sex with you!

You May See High School Friends Online

Don’t get nervous if you see some old high school friends on the dating website you’re currently using when you get home. It’s nothing to worry about really. You just need to tread lightly and try to hook up with someone that’s not local all the time. If they’re going back to school in a couple weeks then you’ll likely be able to get away with hooking up with them and keeping it on the D.L.

Hooking Up May Be Harder

Hooking up may be harder in your hometown than you think. However, so long as you’re using the best hookup app possible then you’ll, at least, increase your chances of actually getting laid.

Don’t Rule Out or Judge Anyone

If you see someone online that you’ve previously ruled out from hooking up with, I’d suggest you not judge and consider them as potential sex partners. I’ve actually fucked a few girls who were nerds in high school that all of the sudden went to college and turned into girls that know how to fuck like champs.