How To Get a Boner Fast AF (Works Every Time)


Many guys have no problem getting a boner. Their member goes stiff the moment they see a girl in a skirt. That doesn’t mean that they get a boner every time they want to. Even some of these guys get performance anxiety and fail to get a boner at the most crucial times. If this happens to you, don’t do what a lot of guys do and turn to drugs.

Drugs like Viagra promote steady blood flow to the shaft of the penis giving you a boner that lasts hours, but this may not be the answer. Some have a medical condition or take Viagra because they’re getting older and can no longer function properly, but sadly, many others are taking it when they don’t need it. I’ve got better solutions for you if you need help getting a boner faster than a speeding bullet.


How To Get A Boner

Credit: Anchorman Movie (A kick ass scene!)

Tips For Getting A Boner Fast As Hell

Back to the drug talk, the major setback to taking drugs to get a boner is that you can become dependent on them. The more you use drugs to assist in your boner, the less you will be able to get hard without it. Trust me, this dependency is quite common! What happens is that people are essentially using drugs to address a problem that they could fix mentally.

However, they end up hurting themselves physically instead. Do not let this happen to you. There are ways that you can easily check to see whether your problem is physical or psychological. I know it’s tempting to make the move and take something when you’re using a dating app or something of that nature. Before you do anything, read this article, please!

Is Your Problem Mental?

Testing your erection problem to see whether they are physical or mental is quite easy. All you have to do is masturbate. If you are able to get a boner when you masturbate, but not when you are with a girl; your problem is definitely mental. Luckily, there are ways you can overcome this problem with very little effort, a lot of concentration, and confidence.

Lowering Your Stress Levels

Some men think that getting excited is what gives them a boner, but they are only half right. It’s important to be sexually aroused when you achieve an erection, but it is also crucial to remain relaxed. Not being able to get it up can be a scary thing, so you might stress out further worrying about your boner, but you are doing nothing but making it worse.

Stress causes your body and muscles to become tense. When the body is tense, the blood cannot flow freely to the places that it needs to go. Something as simple as remaining calm when you fail to get an erection can turn things around. Then suddenly, moments later you become fully engorged.

Get The F*** Out Your Head!

Knowing the problem is half the battle. As long as you know that your problem is mental, it will become much easier to control it. Practice some breathing techniques and even some meditation to clear your mind and relax your body. The more you do it on your own, the more you will be able to do it when you are in bed with a girl. If you are able to masturbate, you can get a rock-hard erection every time. Just remember to concentrate on your blood flow, your arousal, and the arousal of your partner and you are going to be just fine.

Whether you’re trying to have a half night stand or find a regular booty call, you’ll want to get control of these issues sooner rather than later. Trust me, it makes a huge difference in your level of enjoyment! Now, in the event that you’re planning on sending nude pics to someone, make sure that you do it with a raging boner! LOL