Making a dick in a box is the only way to go this Christmas. It is literally the perfect gift to give anyone that you’re looking to have sex with over the holiday. I’ve been giving my dick to people for years and they literally love it every single year!
YES. I’m a repeat gifter.
It’s the gift that you can continue to give over and over without any complaints at all.
Here are some simple instructions on how to make a dick in a box just in time for Christmas.
But first, if you have no idea what I’m referring to, you didn’t hear it incorrectly. I’m literally referring to me sticking my penis in a wrapped up box and giving it to a lucky girl this Christmas. Most of the time I pull this stunt with some girl that I meet on this Internet site. Trust me, they love it!
Now let’s get down to business. Here’s how you make a dick in a box just in time for the holiday season.
Instructions On How To Make A Dick In A Box Gift
If you can put together a chair or table from Ikea, then you can definitely do this. Honest to god, it does not get any easier than what I’m about to share with you now.
First, you’ll need to find a nice high-quality box. Once found, cut a hole in that beautiful looking box.
Wrap that box with pretty Christmas wrapping paper and be ready put your dick in the box.
The last step is the most crucial one. You’ll want to make the girl open the box! She’s going to be pleasantly surprised when she finds your junk sitting in the box ready for her to play with.
That’s about as simple as it gets really. I typically send a quirky message to one or two of the girls on my favorite hook up site letting them know I got a big gift for them that will have them jaw-dropping with joy!
Give it a try and let me know how it goes.
All joking aside, if you’re not trying to do something like this over the holiday, then you’re not living life to the fullest. I’ve pulled off more difficult stunts in the past and this one is literally the easiest to accomplish. One thing I do want to recommend though is using protection and actually going out of your way to spend some money this holiday season.
It’s really important that you make this girl feel like she’s special even if you’re only having a one night stand or occasional sex with her. Going out of your way to buy a nice steak dinner and champagne for a hot, horny local girl will go a long way.
Other gift ideas you can consider giving local girls are a bottle of vodka, sexy high heels, spa day gift card, Victoria’s Secret lingerie and a nice high-end backpack! Trust me, girls love backpacks!