It’s not uncommon for me to use my trusty Internet dating site in an attempt to line up a girl or two each week to have hotel sex with. In fact, I try to do this so often it’s becoming a ritual for gosh sakes and I can do it with no questions asked. If you didn’t know by now, I’m a horny dude that love fucking new girls any chance I get and it’s always better in a hotel room. Find out why that’s the case!
Some Reasons I Think Hotel Sex Is Better Than Life Itself
Here are just a few of the reasons why I love having sex in a hotel. Some of the reasons you will surely be able to relate to guaranteed!
Having hotel sex always seems to be kind of adventurous to me. I don’t know why I always feel that way but I do. It’s new and exciting so I always think of it as being somewhat unknown even though I know I’m going to fuck some hot girl in a hotel room.
I love foreplay in an elevator because it’s so risky. It’s a great way to turn a girl on if you want to get her nice a wet before entering the hotel room. Sometimes you can even get a blowjob out of it if you’re lucky enough. The opportunity to hook up in an elevator should never be passed up by anyone! It’s the best way to get your freak started.
Neutral Playing Field
Aside from the guy probably purchasing the room, the hotel room is a neutral place that makes all parties feel completely comfortable. As an added bonus, it’s one of those things that gives you piece of mind that your personal shit isn’t going to be gone through. It’s pretty standard for someone to come across something you don’t want them to come across when they are in your apartment or home. This type of thing is completely avoided with hotel sex.
King Size Bed
High-end hotels have the nicest beds you can ever imagine. The beds are clean, the sheets feel like heaven and it’s spacious as fuck for you to get your grind on. I love having sex on a hotel bed for those basic reasons alone. There are never any issues or mishaps that occur that involve messy dirty sheets. Everything is clean as can be for the most part!
Hotel Shower Sex
Hotels have pretty sweet showers and sometimes they even have tubs with bubble jets and other stuff. I can’t stress how fun it is to fuck in these things. Hotel sex in the tub is pretty much a must do, especially if you’re dating a freaky milf that you met online. They love taking bubble baths and fucking.
This isn’t your house so you don’t have to clean anything up. In fact, they clean everything up for you and will do more than that if you ask. I’ve caused an absolute scene in a hotel sex session with some crazy fucking girl and it was incredible but messy. The next day I had a crazy headache and told her to leave. I was left with a mess that I didn’t have to clean up. It was absolutely incredible.
If you’re a screamer or you like to yell dirty things at the girls you are fucking then by all means, go for it! Hotel rooms are soundproof for the most part and when you are having sex you can yell to the top of your lungs without having to worry about people hearing you. Heck, I’ve even brought some of the girls from my gym to a hotel room after working out to fuck them. They are moaners and I love it!
Those are the main reasons why I love having hotel sex. I cannot seem to think of any other reasons right now but those should be enough to make you want to meet someone online to bring to a hotel tonight.